Danceformer virus a.k.a H11N5 mouse flu virus

Okay,
thanks to Dayana,
i exposed to something called "dance-former virus",
Its highly contagious,
You are a goner once u infected.

Clinical features?
Constant K-pop fever for months, unexpected robotic motion, insanity towards anything got d-a-n-c-e on their surface or inner part, Uspot hormone deficiency and pruritis butt.

Diagnostic method?
1. Farhana Marah method.
2. Butterscotch tape for d butt ( not anus dude!)

Treatment & prevention?
Sorry.....according to the Sin Chao newspaper, there are no prevention method currently due to the highly mutation turn over rate of danceformer virus aka H11N5 mouse flu virus.

Treatment:
One & only ---> 100x Uspot hormone injection intravenously.

Now, who can gimme d uspot hormone?